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But isn’t a Berliner a donut?
I don’t like Berliners, either. Too sweet, don’t care for the dough, powdered sugar, or filling of any kind.
Also, Berliners call them “pancakes” bc they have to be extra 
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I don’t even know where to begin with this one. I think she’s legit trolling everyone now 
“New York Deli style shrimp dressing?” What fresh hell is that?
“Jumbo lump crab CONFETTI??” Isn’t the point of jumbo lump crab that it’s… ya know… jumbo lump, not tiny lil bits?
As for the Red, White and Blue Salad — sorry, but “garlic roasted blue potatoes” are NOT “farm fresh lettuce,” even if you throw caramelized AND grilled onions at them.
The All American Farm Boy must be high AF if that’s what he’s eating JFC.
And the writing in red almost made my brainz leak out of my earz. For real. Does nobody proofread this stuff? 
Nope.
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Not gonna lie, Natascha. I really look forward to these menus. Trolling or not, they are hilarious!
However…
I so badly want to revise them and just make them professional looking. My mom called it my “inner Sheldon Cooper”. Plus, during my brief training in graphic design, a class project was to revise a menu from a local restaurant to make it look more elevated. Boy did I love that project! Do you think anyone on the boards would like to see a revision like that? Because I have some free time this weekend…
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Same. I look forward to them like a kid on xmas eve 
I’ve also debated reaching out to her and offering my services for free (cuz that’s how I roll), plus it would probz take me less than 5 min to proofread / edit / smooth things out.
I think it’s a tricky situation, tho, bc by reaching out I’d basically be telling her that her ish needs work, and most adults aren’t particularly fond of being corrected by random strangers (even privately) It would be different if she’d asked for help herself.
I’m also not super-invested bc she seems to be getting diners anyway 
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I wasn’t thinking of sending it to her, just doing it for my own fun and sharing here. But, yeah, I do look forward to these. Always a good laugh.
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“This weekend, all past and present individuals will recieve [sic] [and ACCCCK!!!] 20% off your entrée.”
So, if you’re dead (a “past individual”), you get 20% off your meal? That’s … ummm … interesting?
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