I don’t even know where to begin with this one. I think she’s legit trolling everyone now 
“New York Deli style shrimp dressing?” What fresh hell is that?
“Jumbo lump crab CONFETTI??” Isn’t the point of jumbo lump crab that it’s… ya know… jumbo lump, not tiny lil bits?
As for the Red, White and Blue Salad — sorry, but “garlic roasted blue potatoes” are NOT “farm fresh lettuce,” even if you throw caramelized AND grilled onions at them.
The All American Farm Boy must be high AF if that’s what he’s eating JFC.
And the writing in red almost made my brainz leak out of my earz. For real. Does nobody proofread this stuff? 
Nope.
