These Salmon Got High on Cocaine. That Wasn't The Craziest Part

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/science/cocaine-salmon-sweden.html?unlocked_article_code=1.clA.JAFF.GD8WE1fg6cyR&smid=url-share

Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?

I am disappointed this was not a story about a raging, drug crazed salmon murdering innocent Scandinavian fishermen, alá Cocaine Bear

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I knew you would be! Sorry :smiley: