Continuing the discussion from Is Miller Lite about to die?:
Dos Equis is retiring The Most Interesting Man in the World, an iconic ad campaign if ever there was!
Some of the best lines (IMHO):
- He gave his father “the talk”
- When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
- His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
- His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do
- He once went to the psychic, to warn her
- If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
- He can speak Russian… in French
- He never says something tastes like chicken… not even chicken
- Superman has pijamas with his logo
- The circus ran away to join him
- He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
- If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark
- He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
- Sharks have a week dedicated to him
- He lives vicariously through himself
- He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
- He bowls overhand
- In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
- He is allowed to talk about the fight club
- He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
- His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
- He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
- If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits
- He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
- Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
- Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
- When in Rome, they do as HE does
- The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
- He is the life of parties that he has never attended
