The fastest way to get yourself kicked out of a vegetarian party


(Dave Skolnick) #2

Can I get one for cow or deer?


My cat will mistaken me for dinner.


I was wondering whether wearing that hoodie will endanger the wearer when going to dog parks/ safari excursions.


Sure if you put some meat juice on it.

(erica) #6

Kangaroo means the two-sided pocket at the front of the shirt.

(For the Horde!) #7

Well, Lady’s Gaga’s meat dress (real meat) is drying out…

“And surprisingly, it still exists, just in a slightly dehydrated, deeper red and less drapey form.”