The fastest way to get yourself kicked out of a vegetarian party

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Can I get one for cow or deer?

My cat will mistaken me for dinner.

I was wondering whether wearing that hoodie will endanger the wearer when going to dog parks/ safari excursions.

Sure if you put some meat juice on it.

Kangaroo means the two-sided pocket at the front of the shirt.

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Well, Lady’s Gaga’s meat dress (real meat) is drying out…

“And surprisingly, it still exists, just in a slightly dehydrated, deeper red and less drapey form.”

“Food is a pretty good prism through which to view humanity.”

― Jonathan Gold