Put a single item in your pantry into a box daily for donation to a food bank (or clothing items for later donation).
Try a new-to-you drink at least once every 2-3 days. That’s 13-20 new drinks over 40 days!
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We regularly donate to the food bank here — albeit money, as we don’t tend to hoard a lot of food at home, and I could barely scrounge up a Goodwill bag recently 
I do like the drink idea, but my liver probably does not 
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OK, then maybe a new-to-you drink once a week? That’ll get you almost 6 new drinks.
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Deal!
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Bon appetit!
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PROTEIN!!! (With tartar sauce)
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I love him.
He’s great. The Oatmeal, too.
Everything after 75 or so is playing with house money. Have the cookie. Have the wine. Have the hot dog and cheese fries.
Hell, if I make it to 80 I might try heroin just to see what the fuss is about… (kidding. Probably. We’ll see).
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Roz Chast had a cartoon about allowing very elderly people to take up vices, because why not? Maybe I’ll start smoking opium.
Wrong in more ways that one, but I spoze gators aren’t spelling bee champions. Or maybe the author isn’t. Still funny either way.
…you were saying?
Haha They Call Me, [edited] "Mister Presbyopic As Hell Fat Finkers".
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