Everything mayo 
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Huh. That’s mine, too.
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Chicken (to hen): “Am I people?”
Hen: “No, you’re chicken”
Chicken: “Do chickens come from people?”
Hen: “No, chickens come from eggs”
Chicken: “Do eggs come from people?”
Hen: “No, eggs are laid”
Chicken: “Are people laid?”
Hen: “Some are, others are chicken”
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Courtesy of Joe Bob Briggs on this weeks The Last Drive-In:
A couple walks into a restaurant. They’re seated, given menus. A waiter arrives. One of the couple asks “How do you prepare your chickens?”
“Oh, nothing special,” says the waiter. “We just tell ‘em they’re gonna die…”
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There’s actually a lot of different religious practices and traditions attached to Passover Matzoh. Depends on your particular group, sect or tradition.
I do what I want …
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I am confused why this is here. It’s not funny. It’s just reminding a customer base that this product is subject to specific rules around Passover.
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Wow, the phonics there are stratospheric!
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I just discovered that all nouns are capitalized.
Yup.
Interesting factoid: ‘ich’ (I) is not, but ‘Du’ (you) is. 
Tangentially, I hit the wall when teaching phonics to first graders. One student’s mother was German born. The child insisted on pronouncing “the” as “duh”. Trying to change him was flying in the face of what he knew was correct. I let him be.
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Wonder why? Dear Gott, maybe the Goog … nah.
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Don’t forget to bring Bach the receipt, and don’t be Haydn the change!
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“people offering me drugs” was not only NOT a problem, it was behavior I was trying to encourage!
I wouldn’t exactly discourage it today, either.
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