IMHO, it would have been funnier if part of caption had intentionally misspelled the word “propose” as “porpoise”. 
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A final thought about 2024…
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Replying to @ricepad
Q: How do you know when a “dad joke” is a “dad joke”?
A: When it becomes apparent.
(Sadly, I had to read the answer out loud in my head to “get” it.)
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I almost bought one this year
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True story… Many years ago, I was dating a woman who really liked the Stationary Bike I had at my house. So for Christmas I purchased the same model and set it up in her apartment.
About a month later, it had all manner of clothes hanging off of it.
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You know, you are not the first one I’ve heard that from. What is it about those?
At that time, I was living in a cold weather climate at that time and couldn’t run during the winter – it was just too plain cold!! So… I purchased a nice exercise bike. I’d often watch TV (football, etc.) while I rode this stationary bike. The woman I was dating (at that time) wanted to lose some weight, but again it was Winter. She tried my bike out and stated it was comfortable, moreover riding it was something she could do in her apartment. I thought it was the perfect Christmas gift. That model wasn’t a cheap flimsy bike – it was a nice one.
At some point, about a month later I guess she lost interest and started using it to hang dry some sweaters, then it just became a glorified clothesline.
For me, I continued to ride my exercise bike through the winter and was ready to resume running once the weather warmed up.
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A post was merged into an existing topic: Silliness & food funnies 2025
Pssst. We have a brandnew, shiny 2025 thread 
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Moved @WallaceReadsAlot post to 2025.
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Thank you kindly, ma’am 
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