#teamorca
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‘Eats, shoots and leaves!’
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Serves 3 men??? WTAF …
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I will never view a Bechamel the same again.
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My job here is done.
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Kid/teen stabbed his mom in the arm because she brought a cheeburg home for herself but didn’t get him one.
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Good lord.
Here in Ontario, we had a brother kill his sister over a fast food cheeseburger that she ate that he was saving for himself.
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Time Well Spent?
I can’t remember which it was, but this looks like a character from a movie.
Who’sa skeered of The King?
Actually, he was darned creepy:
I should be pretty safe.
Kermie on The Dark Side
And what Fresh Hell is This?
Yabut maybe Oz pork is better than Amurkin Turkey?
Reptilian-food related:
Gotta get the etiquette right.
But… I really wanted pizza!
This is like the Batman one I posted a year or so ago, except in that one Batman got fat in Italy.
Um, well, try harder.
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Just as my friend was asking about the difference between macarons and macaroons while we were browsing stuff at TJ Maxx, I come across this 
From the same company at that. Guess my friend isn’t the only one who’s confused.
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You got some winners there!
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That’s my wife. Some decades ago I learned to give her 2 or 3 options instead of just a blank slate.
The strange part about that is, though, is that almost as often as making a selection from the offer, it sparks her to think of something else she’d like.
Either way is a win for me.
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There’s another meme saying that being in a LTR is just asking each other what’s for dinner every day till the end of time 
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I don’t ask anymore, I just serve dinner.
It’s kind of a standing rule that if Sunshine has any ideas/suggestions to improve dinner, please share them.
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I ask, but it’s more of a formality bc I tend to make what I want, anyway.
Cook decides. House rules 
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Another good entry from my favorite newspaper column. I must admit that i do have a little problem believing this actually happened, but it’s always good to laugh…even if there’s a possibility that this story isn’t true, Maybe Wendy’s last name should be “schmaltz” not “schmalz”.
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