OMG!! I always hated when I went on a job interview and they asked the same tired old questions.
Anytime, I was asked the 5 year question, I had a canned answer that would (hopefully) satisfy the interviewer.
That and wanting to know about your “weaknesses”, I had a canned answer (memorized) for that one, as well.
I always thought saying “perfectionism” was… the perfect answer 
As for the 5 year question? I’ve never planned much further ahead than a few months, but I’ve never been what they call “a career person.”
I was always told to use something that’s really a strength–“I’m so focused on excellence, I am sometimes too demanding of myself and others.” My strength? “Being open to criticism of my colleagues if I am perceived to be too demanding.” 
As usual, “there’s a meme for that” …
(Hidden because image text has an F-bomb)
OMG!! That’s great…
I so want to use that some time!
???Really???
A personal favorite. I also like this one:
They should just ask for your best humblebrag and be done with it.
I’ve seen a similar one where the interviewee’s answer is, “No, but I can do [insert some other DB or Queen song]”.
I dunno, maybe members here direct their kids to check out recipes or something. Unlikely to end up on this board, though, I guess.
Plenty of f-bombs in threads here, why block now?
Is anyone else really creeped out by the WEGOVY ad where everyone drops what they’re doing and joins the crowd marching down a boulevard.
Like a scene from Tommy. Or maybe Jim Jones.
Yeah, I guess so, but I try not to. I just did a quick search and in about 3K posts, I have 1 F-bomb where I was quoting a cold weather map graphic, one where I jokingly did a Spoonerism on Duck Fat.
Oh, and to clarify, I did the hiding/blocking myself (not certain I’m reading your post correctly).
Sometimes I want to take Jardiance just so I can sing and dance (not sure breaking into song is a listed side effect).
I think the assumption is all HOs are adults, so adult language is really only frowned upon if it’s directed at a fellow HO. (Although I’m not sure we want posts like FTC used to have, where one user used the f-bomb 50 times a post.)
(Ok, funny, but who uses a 3:1 ratio of water to rice?)
Livin’ the Best Life.
Oh, hey, I had this one all along.
Like…
Bubba’s Screaming Insanely Evil Butt Fire Explosion Sauce?
