Sayings on this or that or anything in your kitchen.

“Never trust a skinny cook”

“Drink no wine before it’s time. It’s time!”

“If mama ain’t happy ain’t nobody happy”

Most of this stuff is at least 25 years old.:slightly_smiling_face:

Please feel free to add your own.

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“i enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.” - Julia Child

"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.” - (probably not) Dorothy Parker (but I like it anyway)

I may be due for an intervention, come to think of it.


Stress spelled backwards is dessert.
Bake the world a better place.

My Aunt has these two sayings in her kitchen.

Life’s to short to drink lousy coffee.
Would be mine…

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“Life’s too short to stuff a mushroom” ( refrigerator magnet from a skinny non-cook friend)
“Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels” (same friend above)

“Prozac Schmozac - haven’t these people ever heard of a martini?” (on our bar refrigerator)

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The “lousy coffee” insight reminds us of an old friend who serves top shelf whiskey at home and when hosting in a restaurant always chooses something fabulous from the wine list. He always deflects protests about the extravagance with: “I can’t drink enough to be poor.”

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“Food is a pretty good prism through which to view humanity.”

― Jonathan Gold