Since you are bringing this up I should go on the record to say there is already some talk on another web site about an alleged “affair” between Beyoncé and I.
While I know this is the Internet and anyone can claim anything they want, I want to emphatically deny these rumors. Thank you.
Thanks for your clarification. I would have likely assumed your affair with Beyonce and Rachel Roy to be real, but your strong denial on this has persuaded me otherwise.
As everyone can tell I have gone to great length to disguise my identity here, but even with the elaborate and expensive disguises there is always a chance someone knows your true identity. That’s why I feel it’s important to nip this in the butt before it goes any further.
Willing to be called humor-challenged, but find nothing really funny about a woman being on the receiving end of insane mob worship of a celebrity and the primitive approval of jealousy-revenge – to the point somebody possibly feels they need to cancel engagements. Even if Ms Roy is Jay-Z’s “sidepiece” (maybe he loves her?), she did nothing wrong, not to mention Rachel Ray.
I’m not Rachel Ray’s biggest fan, but she still doesn’t deserve to be targeted - even briefly - by spelling-challenged idiots. Imagine if some Bey-lister had SWAT-ted her. The internet really sucks sometimes.
Oh, I never said she deserved this. I just thought it was funny how insanely stupid some people are.
Guess I’m more easily amused than others.
Hey, it’s not like I’m above a little schadenfreude. I’d just prefer these shenanigans be kept in-house, i.e., let the insanely stupid target one another.