Looks like he published his article last night and has a lot of traffic on twitter. Seems like sometimes he writes things just because he knows how much traffic it will generate.
Lets see - my opinions
Diner Cole Slaw - Disagree - leave it alone. Nothing better than coleslaw with a diner burger
Boardwalk Lemonade - Indifferent
Pizza Burgers - Disagree - Leave em alone - Being kind of low end is what makes em so great. Its like a mix of burger and parm sandwich in one.
Celery - Agree - Doesn’t do anything as a side dish.
Baked Potato - Disagree - A good baked potato along side a nice steak is great - Its an empty canvas for delicious toppings.
Chicken Parm - I’m in the middle. He’s right that SOOOOO many places can’t resist overcooking a chicken cutlet. But it’s unfair to good chicken parm.
Brussels Sprouts - Agree - I think anyone who says they like em is lying.
Buffalo Wings - Agree. Wings Good - buffalo Bad
Kale - Agree! Enough already
Anchovies - Agree! Ugh
Caramelized Onions - disagree - When used correctly I like em
Tilapia / Chilean Sea Bass - Agree, Not a big seafood guy
Sour Cream - He’s out of his freaking mind
Movie Theater Popcorn - Can we even classify this as food?
Pepperoni Pizza - Agree, a slice once in a while is ok, but its usually a big greasy mess. Sausage is 10000X better.
Ranch Dressing - Agree! - I despise ranch.
Salted Caramel Anything - Agree, enough with these dumb flavors.