Just in time for Ballantine's Day ;-D

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"The breaking point came when Mr. Motamedi started a fire while trying to make a cornbread with duck fat and orange gastrique for a friend’s dinner party. ā€œI looked at her through the smoky haze in the apartment and said, ā€˜Do I still make it?ā€™ā€ he said. Ms. Greer emphatically said no. They brought wine to dinner instead.

They have since broken up, though they remain close friends. Mr. Motamedi has carried hard-won lessons about how to be thoughtful when he cooks or bakes for his new partner. Recently, he made her pizza. ā€œI got sauce on the walls,ā€ he said. ā€œBut I wiped it as I was cooking. I did learn.ā€

Using the conjugal bed to proof bread?

Yeah, no.

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ā€œI was like, ā€˜At least something’s rising in this bed.ā€™ā€ā€

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HEY! I just copied and pasted! The woman interviewed in the article said it and the NYT printed it. :rofl: More power to her!

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Ballantine’s Day? Do they still make that beer? :laughing:

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Oh, is that a beer, too? I thought it was a blended whiskey of sorts. I just remember the old ashtrays in the bowling alleys of the 70s. I wasn’t of drinking age at the time :joy:

Isn’t the new thing Galentine?

February 13

I read the comments: one man explained his system:

If his wife cooks, then he cleans the kitchen.

If he cooks, HE CLEANS THE KITCHEN! HA HA

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Galentine, Palentine… 's all good. We may have our grass widower buddy over for a fancy meal tomorrow.

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Looks like they still make it: Ballantine 16oz Cans - Miller Brewing Company - Buy Craft Beer Online - Half Time Beverage | Half Time

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