I’m not sure what kind of Borg-like sh*t this is but I don’t like it!!! There’s only ONE @BossaNova and I don’t like this robot trying to pass itself off as the one and only!!!
Having extensive knowledge of the Borg from Star Trek, I have long suspected @BossaNova of being a robot, or at least a synthetic life form!
Wait till they produce the first robot that runs on vodka and sarcasm…{{wait for it…wait for it}}…
Ladies and Gentlemen I offer you…
Yep, that’s me.
The article says I’m checking for out of stock items which is what I’ve led Walmart to believe. I’m actually looking for bargains and mispriced (too low) items to resell back home in the Gamma quadrant where cheap consumer products are in short supply due to the monopolistic business practices of the Dominion enforced by the Jem’Hadar. In the Gamma quadrant I am known as Uncle Morty who “can get it for you wholesale”.
Is anyone else singing “you don’t bring me Stoli…anyyyy more?”
I mean, I’m not.
I just love all you people!!
Does this robot perform any other… services?
Someone is too cool for school: