Clementines and red onion
There is a tongue in cheek concept called the Infinite Monkey Theorem that postulates that if you sit a monkey in front of a typewriter long enough it will eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare.
Bouncing off that, I propose tonight’s main as Nonna’s Pasta. i.e., if you left enough grandmothers to create dinner out of their pantries, one would come up with
Broken pasta with leftover meatball mix, red peppers, portobellos, onion, basil, tomato paste and cream.
My apologies to this thread that has so far been brilliant and honest. Couldn’t help myself.