“Instant tradition” is a contradiction of course, but it’s also meaningful in at least two other ways: an attempt to create a tradition on the spot by some form of persuasion (such as marketing), and a tradition that involves pre-prepared items.
“Pigs in blankets” using hot dogs and canned pastry seem to fit all of the above extremely well, too well in fact.
What about DIGBC? *
* Disgusting Instant Green Bean Casserole