I love butter

[CCE (Keyrock the unfrozen caveman lawyer; your world frightens & confuses me)]

I love butter,

It makes me a jolly good feller,

It helps me unwind and

Sometimes it makes me feel a bit greasy

(Edit - with sincere apologies to Tom T. Hall.)

[Saregama]

Butyraceous: there’s a word for the spelling bee

[StephanieL]

@Lectroid

@Meekah

had a friend in 3rd grade who always brought her snack to school - a sheet of buttered matzoh

@ChristinaM

I did the same in the 80s and 90s.

Just don’t overdo it. I remember stern admonitioins from both grandparents and parents during Passover. “Go easy on the matzot! Drink more water. You’ll be stuck kvetching in the bathroom all week!”

That’s why one needs to eat a lot of dried fruit during Passover.

[Sasha]

This is why we are all friends on this forum, despite our occasional flare-ups about tips, living wages, credit card fees, delivery companies, and all that other blather. The truth is, I bet 9/10 of us on the HO forum would’ve loved to go on this butter journey with you. Good work!

[CCE (Keyrock the unfrozen caveman lawyer; your world frightens & confuses me)]

[Applause!]