I can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking my head up a cows ass

…but I would rather take my butchers word for it.

One of my favorite movie lines from the late great Chris Farley in Tommy Boy.


“Drop the gun, take the cannoli” from the Godfather.

What are some of your favorite movie food lines?
( I did this on some other site a while back it was fun)

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A martini . Shaken , not stirred .

They call it a Royale with cheese .

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While you’re on The Godfather:

Don Corleone: I like to drink wine more than I used to.
Michael: It’s good for ya, Pop.
Don Corleone: Anyway I’m drinkin’ more.

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Godfather II:

Frank Pentangeli: Hey, what’s with the food around here? A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker, and uh, chopped liver, he says, ‘Canapes’. I said, uh, ‘can of peas, my ass, that’s a Ritz cracker and chopped liver!’

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I lot of my favourite quotes generally are from Withnail & I. These are some of the food ones.

"There is, you’ll agree, a certain ‘je ne sais quoi’ oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.”

"I can never touch meat until it’s cooked. As a youth I used to weep in butcher’s shops.”

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!”

I’ll have what she’s having. - When Harry Met Sally

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A diner wants steak tartare . . . medium well.
-King Georges (all the funnier because the movie is a documentary)

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“Who wants some oatmeal?”
“I would Mrs Castorini & I’m sure it’s going to be just delicious”.

Which is why whenever we have oatmeal at our house we say it’s Mrs. Castorini’s famous recipe.

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Of course you pick Chris, and one of the best lines…

“I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! “We are all out of cornflakes, F.U.” It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger”

“I even got exotic capers. I didn’t know what those were, but they’re like salty peas.”

“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum”

“There’s something wrong with this yogurt.
-Ah, that’s not yogurt, that’s mayonnaise…
-Ah, right-o then.”

I watched that movie over the long weekend…that line made me laugh.

“There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?”

“These are the LORD’S chips!” (pronounced: cheefs)

“Silence brothers! This is the worst lunch I ever had. Do you know I’ve had diarrhea since easters.”

“How come we can’t ever have, just, like a salad?”

“I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night… for some toast.”

“Get that corn outta my face!”

“I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.”

And so many more from my favorite movie of all time, Nacho Libre.

“I caught you a delicious bass.”

“Knock it off, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesa-dilla!”

“Give me some of your tots!"

“Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!”

Yet another hilarious movie…Napoleon Dynamite

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“Once, on a trek through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew…and were forced to live on food and water for several days!”




I’ve seen it probably 10 times and laugh harder each time. Must be my quirky sense of humor.

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"Cheese burger , cheese burger , no Pepsi , coke . No fries , chips ".