Humor: A Guide to Asian Restaurants, by Ali Wong

Excerpted to The Vulture, October 2019

The following is an excerpt from Ali Wong’s new book, Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets, and Advice for Living Your Best Life. The book is a collection of letters addressed to her daughters and is out now.

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Fun read. Could’a been longer.

LOL, that definitely made me laugh. Thank you for sharing.

In the Department of Extraordinary Reporting:

http://www.fortunecookiechronicles.com/blog/about/

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Cherry picking:

American Express is no longer a warning sign in these days of Square with 2.6% + 0.10/transaction.

High noise levels are not well correlated with good Chinese or Chinese-American food.

Full bars are common in Chinese restuarants in the US in my experience.

For the missing Thai, it is a good sign if sullen teenagers are sitting on the floor in the kitchen pounding peanuts in a morter.

NYmag had the book excerpt too - there were parts where I actually laughed aloud :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

I loved that excerpt so much I bought the book.

For Thai restaurants:

Bangkok Glutton

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I loved the Filipino pro/con about eating in someone’s house! Always, sometimes just the back porch or garage alley!

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