Edinburgh Festival - food related jokes

Two of this year’s Top Ten are food related:

“What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?” (Flo & Joan)

“In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me” (Daniel Audritt)

And I offer a third - not because it’s food related but because the comedian’s name is. “I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed” (Olaf Falafel)