Ok, while this is technically not a food item, it is food-themed… like many scented candles in this country bc peeps here like their houses to smell like a pastry shop, evidently.
I happened upon this abomination yesterday at B&BW. A “scented” candle that allegedly smells like pizza & ranch dressing. Together.
What it actually smells like is what one might find on the sidewalk in front of a bar late at night, left behind by someone who ingested both things earlier, then hit the eject button 
Ve Germans call sis “Bodenpizza.”
Just no.
