Two things - first, you are correct about Joe Schmoo. BUT in extremis just make a list of things to do and flip the d@m^ eggs. grin On delivery I write ‘odd’ on the top of the carton and ‘even’ on the bottom so anyone looking knows (based on the date) if it has been flipped.
Second, once the condensation issue is dealt with (see drying step in my post above) you’re only dealing with oxidation which leads to staleness which won’t get you sick. It’s like freezer burn (dehydration) - you may not like it but it isn’t bad for you.
So with long term power outages (I won’t tell you what I think of Gov Newsom) eggs are one less thing, and a volume intensive thing, to worry about keeping cold.
In the end, somewhere between 1/3 and 1/4 of what most Americans keep in their fridge really needs to be cooled for food safety. Note - no scientific basis for that fraction. It’s a guess based on looking in my fridge.
Whether you have produce in the fridge with power or on the counter (out of direct sun of course) you still need to be flexible and eat the things that are going to rot fastest first. “What’s for dinner.” “Dunno - got to look at what’s old.” grin
“Hmm. Something with tomatoes and avocado. How are we fixed for onions? Do we have any of those dried mushrooms from the Thai grocery? What’s on top of the freezer that we can grab fast so we don’t lose cold air?”