Bread that never goes bad

[greygarious (erica)]

The day will never come…

[Chemicalkinetics (For the Horde!)]

Yes, it will go bad, just not this universe.

[Lectroid]

I am now thinking of The Pirates of Penzance and the Frederic indentured to pirates “until his 22st birthday”, which, because he was born on Feb 29, won’t be for another 60+ years….

[kaleokahu (Kaleo)]

I think there are a lot of breads with long lives. “Regular” unfrozen English muffins in the stack-bag seem to last (when they last) in my pantries for weeks without any signs of spoilage. Medievals, like Scottish hearthbreads and French miches often get better with age.

See, https://www.chainbaker.com/miche/

[greygarious (erica)]

Did you not notice the date on the bag?

[kaleokahu (Kaleo)]

Did now!

[ChristinaM (Hungry in Asheville, NC)]

I have made that mistake stamping received mail before – switch the wrong digit.

[CCE (Keyrock the unfrozen caveman lawyer; your world frightens & confuses me)]

Saw this last week

[kobuta (The Original Passionate Cucumber)]

We came close today!