Provoke nerd fury online. Go to a number of foodie websites with discussion boards. Let’s say you’re going to Kuala Lumpur — just post on the Malaysia board that you recently returned and had the best rendang in the universe, and give the name of a place, and all these annoying foodies will bombard you with angry replies about how the place is bullshit, and give you a better place to go.
Couldn’t find a good place to put this but found it hilarious. Please move if there’s a better place. So did AB troll HO? I’m sure he trolled CH. (And yeah, I’m sure he was saying god damn MF’ers under his breathe the whole time.)