Welcome to the second annual Golden Onion Awards (aka the “Greggy”) for the New Jersey board here on the Hungry Onion. Below are the categories and instructions.
Categories:
Poster with the Best Food Pictures
Poster with the Best Personal Culinary Creations**
Poster with the Best Restaurant Reviews
Poster with the Funniest Stories
Kindest Poster
Most Useful Poster
Best Thread
**Personal culinary creations include dishes made by yourself, your spouse or significant other, or friends you are dining with at home (yours or theirs). Restaurant meals/takeout not included.
There will be a two-step process in deciding the winners.
Public Nominations. For each award, I am going to ask members to submit up to three candidates in the thread below by Tuesday, February 4th at 4 PM .
The nominations will be then tallied and then a survey for private voting will be established by @CurlzNJ (hopefully again???). The top three candidates for each award will be on the final ballot. This will be posted/announced in a separate thread sometime after the 4th.
Responses in this thread should be ONLY your nominations . Please no explanations, side talk, or conversations as I need this to be easy for us to read through and count everyone.
Remember, these categories concern the NEW JERSEY board only.
You cannot nominate yourself for personal awards, however you can for Best Thread as sometimes we have no control over how a conversation will explode or take route.
While there is no applicable category, we should all acknowledge our moderators (@NotJrvedivici and @seal) for all of their hard work , constant viligence and pretending to like us putting up with us.
Don’t think I haven’t been stalking this thread for days now and ready to pounce at any moment!
I don’t know where to start. First off, thanks for everyone’s contributions. I’ve learned a lot here, had some amazing laughs, and I’ve made some good friends.
I want to also thank everyone for your support and votes. One day I hope to hoist a Greggy!
My background for any new folks…
When you’re as dumb and ugly as I am you evolve into someone that’s absolutely hilarious and talks to himself because it’s cheaper than therapy. To prove my case, have you ever seen a smoking hot chick that’s hilarious? evolution my friends. When you’re a goblin like me you have to ooze charisma to pull any tail.
As for voting, I don’t know. I have to think about it over 2 bags of pork rinds.
And I’ve got a bone to pick with our beloved moderator Mr @NotJrvedivici. insert italian accent How am I funny?
If not, I found the Pride of the Sea thread amusing.
