That’s exactly the brand I am using. Vile.
I think I might’ve grabbed the wrong stuff. These don’t even have lidocaine in them 
just camphor, menthol, and methyl salicyate… AKA WINTERGREEN. Ding ding ding we found the culprit.
Guess I’m heading back to the CVS. Lordt. Root-beered up the bed for nada. #FML
Oh geez, maybe I didn’t word my post very clearly. I was actually defending you; I was taken aback by the brouhaha that your original post caused because it certainly didn’t offend me in any way. I enjoy your posts and hope you stick around!
Anyway, back to the food!
Me too!
You can have my guy-liner when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Hell, I’m still of a mind to punch another couple of holes in my ears. Maybe even get that weird geometry tattoo I’ve wanted since I was 17.
Preach, sister. In high school, we had two drama teachers, one who insisted on foundation a good three shades darker than your skin tone. Huge PITA, and everyone looked kinda like an oompa-loompa.
But that was preferable to the other one, who decided for that year’s Chilcren’s Theater production, we didn’t need foundation at all, just some eye liner. That all got changed after the first dress rehearsal under actual lights. Suddenly, you couldn’t see our expressions, because all our faces were totally blown out. Cue scramble to redo everyone’s makeup, with (finally) appropriate foundation colors.
I wasn’t offended by you in any way. Quite coincidental that, after I gushed to you how nice everyone is, I got that load o’ crap. No biggie, I deal with that on the daily. Just wasn’t expecting it here. U good!
Gosh, that takes me back. We used to be able to get pancake foundation from Max Factor. One of the few I could get that actually matched my skin tone!
