Befitting for the penultimate day of The Most Craptacular Year in recent memory: my PIC was inspired to make 00 pizza dough for NYD last night. The dough stuck to the BLADES so he reaches in an cuts his FU finger on the top and the side 
It had not stopped bleeding after an hour of being wrapped in a paper towel with lotsa pressure from masking tape 
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Luckily, I remembered my own “chopped” mishap from last year’s Thxgiving or Xmas Day, which had me spend a few hours in the ER. I found some non-stick gauze to bunch up and put beneath a bandaid, which finally did the trick.
Are we ready for 2026? 
I am. Not that I trust it to be much better…
