Silliness (2018 Thread)

Seriously? All our new posts automatically post on twitter? I could be a twitter star and I don’t even know it!?!?!?!

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All new posts in Cooking discussion and Culture, Media, General go automatically to twitter. And certain regional board too, I think.

Only if you have the same handle in twitter.

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Ouch! Lucky man you are. Be careful. It’s time you looked for new mitts. It’s hard to find ones that don’t melt.

I bake sourdough in a Staub which requires preheating and when done the pot is INSANELY hot. I use 4 pairs of mitts (1 mitt inside a bigger one for each hand).

By the way, is melting a standard? I never have anything melted. I don’t use mitt, but heat resistant pads.

The silicon ones melt. Now I use those to hold oysters.

Haha… no thanks.

With a knife and fork of course.

Is that ketchup?

No, I don’t want to “try” it!

Real product, spotted in store
lol
"In the beginning-
David Neumann was bar mitzvahed. It was a modest gathering. A nice buffet followed. David received some really nice pen sets. At 13, he looked pretty sharp in his new suit.
And God saw that it was good-
Orthodox Chews are a celebration of all that is good, and all that we hope for.
ENJOY! "
http://orthodoxchews.com/

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delete

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I or others may have posted these elsewhere, but I’m
reposting … some old favorite … classics
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2012/07/09/i-will-be-your-server
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/07/21/fourteen-passive-aggressive-appetizers

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Paying mostly for the tacos alone.

Do play with your food.

Is everything OK? (every 3 minutes)

Don’t forget to write your address before passing out.

That Chewbacca is both fascinating and terrifying :sweat_smile:

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The resemblance is uncanny.

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Joking aside, just need more practice till you find a better angle and an eye for composition. I can’t make any decent photos with a phone camera in any case.

Be nice to the servers.

Has anyone seen this in person?


I agree with emo dad! Peas and mayo on a pizza :nauseated_face:

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Ditto that. I’m a non-pineapple-on-pizza person, but I will lock arms with those who like it to stand firm against this abomination!

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I have seen that horrible lobster “game” twice.

I have no issue with eating lobster, but it’s not a f***ing game.

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Yes I have seen and attempted the lobster claw machine. Not even remotely capable of actually pick up the lobster.