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To Grill a Mockingbird is soooo wrong. 
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clean eating
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I need this sometimes.
Aww… She had only eaten 1 slice.
Efficiency level pro.
Haha… I actually prefer an avocado. Only eat 99-100% pure chocolate anyway.
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Did the web run out of domain names?
You want a side of condoms with your pad thai?
Don’t order the pilsner.
Yeah!
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The Cabbages & Condoms restaurant in Bangkok does appear to have a sense of humor, but they are serious about family planning and preventing the spread of STIs. Obviously named to get attention, but unwanted pregnancy and HIV aren’t silliness.
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ah. good to know the back story!
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You’re in to risotto usually, so we’ll give you a piss on this one.
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About a million years ago, I was watching Teri Garr on Letterman, and apropos of god knows what, she said “I used to sing a song called 'She sits among the cabbages and peas. But people kept laughing, so I changed it to ‘She sits among the cabbages and leeks.’”
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Just don’t buy it thinking it’s wine and go and drink it.
I show my true face straight away eating like a slop 
The partner says it’s so my humour.
Pam is cheaper and tastes the same, probably.
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Sometimes when you order a chicken and avocado sandwich they’re a bit mean with the avocado. Not here!
Almost as funny as the banana pancake I had in India. They brought a whole banana wrapped in the pancake.
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That’s pretty funny. I wonder how my Chinese translations of Western dishes would fare in China. 
Your wish is granted.
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Well now you owe me a 22 inch monitor since I believed you and just took a bite out of my screen.
