Ouch.
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Did you hear? They’re not making yardsticks any longer.
They’re not making them any shorter, either. Still 36 inches.
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OK, that’s a pretty good Dad Joke!
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One hard-boiled egg is indeed a snack. Two is a meal.
That just about matches my grasp of football…
Same. It’s nothing but white noise to me.
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“Well Chet, the plan is to, uh, get out there and score more points than the other team. We, uh, we think that, and, uh, keeping them from scoring too many points is really gonna be a winning strategy.”
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My partner informed me this afternoon, speaking on the phone — we are old and sometimes actually use our phones to talk — that a local burger spot, Pangea Beer Garden, was closing. It is notable that it is directly across the street from Gunther’s, a local ice cream spot. I suggested that maybe we should abandon our planned dinner and get a burger. She said “Maybe burger, sundae”. I said sure and we hung up. 5 min later I sent this text.
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So…. bang bang dinner?
