Dad Joke Incoming:
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If one chicken costs a dollar, what’s the cost for 5 chickens?
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Buck-buck-buck-buck-buck!
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These are shamelessly stolen from the most recent episode of the Words Unravelled podcast.
Thanks for teaching me the definition of ‘plethora’. It means a lot…
Too many people worry about correct grammar. I couldn’t care fewer.
What’s the first rule of synonym club?
You don’t talk about, deliberate, debate, or discuss synonym club.
So this guy goes up to a girl in a bar and leans in and whispers “under, beside, beneath, behind, within…” The bar tender grabs arm and yanks him away. “Look here, buddy, you can’t be prepositioning the customers.”
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That reminds me of what Spawn2 asked me once. I think they were probably only about 12 or so: “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
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Well, THAT would stop me in my tracks! LOL
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ah . . .
should I/we/us/them become fixated on dim sum . . .
could be a thing.
Sorry, more cats. I don’t even have cats (except my 3rd daughter’s evil, evil, feline), but these memes still attract me… Even if in Japanese etc.
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