Oh dear, the mods might want to censor this. “Political”
TBH I’m surprised it hasn’t been. #rulez
As soon as I get home, and YES, on Sundays! 
Oops.
I just discovered I have a dinosaur fossil in my kitchen countertop. It has quite the proboscis! Same little T-Rex hands though. 
My sister asked what I’m naming him. I replied “Disappearo Schnozzasaurus. Because he will be gone when I wipe the counter off.” 
“Doing [thing] will take X years off your life!”
“Yeah, but they’re the crappy years at the end!”
Ima card-carrying salt fiend, which is unlikely to change 
That looks like a Dodo got together with crane or possibly a pelican.
Sigh. My cardiologist took away my card. 
Every American has that realization that the Led Zeppelin song is NOT pronounced “DYE-er Maker”
Or maybe they were like, “Gee, we need something to drown these disgusting rations in.”
