“The Old Man and the Sea Bass”
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Tabasco Road.
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Pie Hard.
Lord of the Onion Rings.
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The Scarlet Pumpernickle
Frankenfurter
Draculolli
Carrie-way (sorry. I’ll show myself out.)
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Alex, I’ll take “50 Shades Of Gravy” for all the marbles, please.
Source:
I used to have to do mill trips as an engineer to the absolute armpit of Mississippi. The one redeeming factor was this biscuit, uh, trailer (an honest to goodness single-wide trailer refurbed to be a biscuit bar) that operated between 6 a.m. and 9 a.m.
It was always packed with a line out the door and the proprietor trying to shoo customers off the bar line as fast as possible. He offered fantastic biscuits with about 20 types of gravy in big bowls with ladles that we customers passed back and forth as requested. Besides top notch catshead biscuits, all of his gravies were killer shit.
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Haha! I see about 15 of these every day. Ugliest vehicles on the road, excepting only the Honda Ridgeline.
Awwright, so the pronunciation isn’t right… but still
Well, I dunno about this one.
Fer my kat peeps
this seems spot on
Well, Hell, there goes my self image…
Pearls are always good for sumpin.
More Cat Logic. And seriously, answer the cat’s question…
Momentarily back to food…
I have not peaked.
Okay, not sure about this one…
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deplorians
That’s good, but personally, I like ‘swaztikar’.
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Gotta argue that Deplorians has more cachet due to Back To The Fuucher!
Plus, just LOOK at the damned thing! It’s a Deplorian (De Lorean knockoff)! No question.
That’s what we’re calling 'em over here.
I prefer to call them Incel Caminos.
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I’m experiencing severe déja vù here. Didn’t this exact discussion take place recently?
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Pide and Prejudice.
Lord of the Fries (no one said that yet, I hope)
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Just Lord of the Onion Rings 
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This let me to the Wiki “list of rolled foods”, and it’s great.
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Would this be angry ranch dressing??
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And today someone edited the Wiki article to include the Wikipedia Omniroll. The recursive implications are troubling…
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