Behold Mugsy. He had hyperthyroidism and got irradiated. This disappointingly did not leave him with any superpowers except the ability to be huge.
His nickname is “Groceries”
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One of Alfie’s nicknames was Fat Boy Slim Shady. That’s how floffy he was.
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Now THAT is a schnarfable belly!
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I saw that on the book of faces today, too. Almost posted it here 
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I was looking at photos of my late kitties today. 
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This is true.
Unless you’re in Ireland for 2 weeks and are craving rice instead of potatoes that are ubiquitous with EVERY. PUB. MEAL.
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Careful about that Quaker Oats dude. Sure, Quakers are non-violent, but I am reminded of the Quaker that heard a noise downstairs, and went down with his shotgun to find a burglar attempting to make of with the silverware.
Raising the shotgun, he said, “Pardon, stranger, but thee are standing just where I’m about to shoot…”
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Quakers. The politely armed.
#onlyinamerica 
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What about Wendy? [I think I could take her.]
Uncle Ben? [Not sure - he’s old, but could be quite feisty.]
California Raisins? [I’d crush them into the ground so hard they wouldn’t even give up a little w(h)ine.]
And it’s interesting the different positions of the plain vs. peanut M&Ms.
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The peanut adds more heft / resistance, I suppose.
And to be totally honest, I’m not sure I can identify every single mascot here, since I didn’t grow up with any of them 
also @bbqboy
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IMO, the Kool-aid Man should be much further to the left. Any MF that can run through a solid wall can definitely kick my ass. He should be almost as far left as the Jolly Green Giant. And I just realized that Uncle Ben is depicted as being in the ‘fair fight’ range. Probably a reasonable placement.
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Thx for sharing. My own experience with a ouija board involved a gaggle of teens I was supervising at the barn I spent most of my free time in my yout’.
I happened upon them one afternoon after a trail ride, huddled in a darkened room, having turned a table into a ouija board with a magic marker, and damn near hysterical for (allegedly) having summoned a ghost. I’m sure it was a celebrity they ‘called,’ bc who wants to talk to Bob?
One girl got so caught up in it she threw up in the sink. And that was the end of that.
Did the ghost know my dad’s last cat’s name? Or my most recent crush that none of the kids would’ve known about?
Why, yes.
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I wondered if the current supposed ingredients list was exaggerated, but it’s not.
Beg pardon for grammar/punctuation - I don’t write em, I just steals em.
In a similar vein…
Also apparently a true story:
It’s a HooverHood.
No comment.
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