So I’ve been borderline obsessing over buffets lately, this post covid buffet situation has really got me down.
The other day I had 2 buffet lunches back to back. First one I went to was Flaming Grill in Linden. There’s a bunch of these around the state with minor variances in the name, it seems to be some kind of loose chain? http://flaminggrilllinden.com/
First of all this place is immaculate, huge and just really nice. And the price is insane, 10.99 for lunch.
The selection is enormous, they have a sushi station as well as a hibachi/mongolian grill station. It felt like I was in paradise.
The sushi wasn’t horrible (bottom tier but I enjoyed it), and any time there’s a mongolian grill I can eat my entry’s worth just in shrimp so it’s hard to complain. They also have a large “American” food selection that I had no interest in. They had some kind of braised beef in gravy thing that looked promising but it was so chewy it was a total dud.
However the yumminess of the food left me a little dissatisfied. The beef at the mongolian station was so chewy it was literally inedible. In my entire existence on earth I can’t think of a single other time I didn’t finish my meat because it was too chewy. And they don’t have a sauce selection so it’s always the same flavor.
A lot of the food is presented at opening in a heaping pile, and as a result much of it was not quite hot enough. It looks nice and impressive, but why is my calamari cold when the buffet just opened?? Shouldn’t it have been fried (even if reused from previous day) right as it came out? Still, based on price and selection I think I will definitely be returning for dinner buffet, it looks like they have things like crab and oysters, and at their prices it will pay for itself just on the oysters I will be eating.
Next - is a place I’ve been going to for a while, Hazlet China Buffet. Now this place is totally sad in comparison, it’s worn down, has that old shitty vibe. Their mongolian grill station is permanently shut down, and it just feels like one of those old sad dying places.
However I do enjoy their selection and a lot of their foods are quite tasty. Going to both these places back to back, I think I ultimately enjoyed the sadder Hazlet buffet better, mostly because what they did have just tasted better. I was surprised to experience this, as I always expected all buffet/takeout quality Chinese food to basically be all the same.
I really hope we get some more buffets coming back.