What an interesting and fun predicament to be in - I will enjoy your forced vacation vicariously with you! Funny, I thought those non-compete clauses were just empty threats.
(For a minute, I thought you might be @BKeats [I sent out a bat signal for him not too long ago because he just dropped off the board] - St. Barts is one of his favorite places, too.)
ETA - Never mind. They are one-and-the-same. 
