Ideas for what to order at a bar when you don't want booze

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@Rooster

If you ask the bartender to make the drink in any glass other than a soda glass, most drinks can pass as a cocktail.

Curious (seriously, not judging) why does a non-alcoholic drink have to “pass” as a cocktail? Sometimes I have a soft drink, sometimes a beer, sometimes a cocktail, sometimes wine. The same could be said for those with whom I dine. I cannot imagine judging others by what they choose to drink (or not).