Dan you win a special award! No, I’m serious, there’s an entire thread devoted to you.
May I ask how you found HO? You are a rarity, most of us are from Chowhound, I think I found it when my posts started disappearing and I knew I was going to get das boot soon, someone told me to post here. It was @Presunto ! Why yes, it was. I used to post at another forum with her and I was complaining about Chowhound. Still not banned, yet… maybe after my last post, now I am. 
